Relationships and liking people are too messy, to put it simply. Firewhiskey has always been the best way to numb the pain.
‘Onestly, galy, yer preachin’ to da choir. I know all ‘bout messy relations’ips…clears throat. Anyway, it ain’t no fun drinkin’ by yer-self. I’ll s’are if yew keep me company fer a bit, yah?